Sunday, May 20, 2012

Over The Limit Results

The third installment in the Over The Limit PPV proves to be a memorable night, not for the best reasons, but memorable none-the-less. 

We start with the Pre-Show:
Kane def Zack Ryder
Called It (but who didn't, really). This wasn't much of a match, the pre show matches haven't been great, but just manage to kill some time, this one not so much as it only lasted 10 minutes at the most. As before, I won't count the score of this match against the score of Over The Limit the PPV (not that that is going to help it much). 

People's Power Battle Royal to determine who will fight for either the IC or US Championship later tonight.
Christian wins Battle Royal
5/10 Not a bad start, actually a clever start to the show since this match began before the opening promo. Tyson Kidd actually impressed as on of the Final Four, but the returning Christian takes the win from The Miz.

Kofi & Truth def Zig-Swag to retain the WWE Tag Team Championship
5.5/10 Really the only thing keeping the score up this high, was just a reminder of how natural Ziggler looks in the ring. Don't get me wrong, Sawgger looked great, and Zig-Swag dominated the middle of the match, Kofi and Truth won because of a few high spots, like it always happens, but seeing Ziggler go to work on Truth in the middle of the ring, reminded me of why I love watching him in ring. Every night that's he's not in the main event is a true shame. 

Layla def Beth Phoenix to retain the Divas Championship
4/10 Oh man, what this match could have been. I was this close to awarding it a 6/10, then Layla started countering and fucking up all her moves. Watching Beth dissect a person is a great pleasure, she picked Layla apart limb by limb, then Layla starts fucking up counters and wins the match, it's just a shame.

Fatal 4 Way for the World Heavyweight Championship
Sheamus retains.
7/10 All four men in this match have tremendous talent, and all the styles clashed well together. Unlike most Fatal 4 Way and Triple Threat matches, this had, for the most part, three men in the ring, and it all worked very well. What resulted was an exciting match with amazing execution.

Brodus Clay def The Miz
4/10 I'm sorry, but again, I called it. The Miz put up a fight, but Brodus remains undefeated.  Once again Brodus claims the low point of the show, this time in the form of The Miz trying to out-dance Clay, it's just sad for everyone who has ever backed The Miz that it has come to this. 

Christian def Cody Rhodes to Win the IC Title
6.5/10 Man, I came close to calling this one, I predicted an unscheduled match between a returning Sin Cara defeating Rhodes for the title and we got an unscheduled match in which a returning Christain defeated Rhodes for the title. So close. I really like the pairing of these two, they work great together and had a tremendous match. I also LOVED Rhodes' Moonsault from the top rope, it reminded me of the first time Kurt Angle did that move, except without the broken arm.Just for funsies I thought I would bust out a picture of Rhodes almost 5 years ago when he debuted in the WWE with Hardcore Holly.
And a resent picture of him. 
Wow what a change. With the IC title off his waist, look for big things from Rhodes in the near future. (I know I've been saying that for a while, but the kid is due, he hasn't had a band match in forever, he's over like crazy, he can talk, he can fight. there is nothing Rhodes can't do right now. 

CM Punk def Daniel Bryan to retain the WWE Championship
9/10 This was the 5 Star match we were promised, it lived up to the hype in every way.Bot men have a tendency to bust out normally unseen moves and put their own variation on it, in this case Bryan put Punk in an amazing Mexican Surfboard and adjusted it to become spectacular and painful. I cannot wait for the rematch that you know will come after the ending of this one.

Ryback def Camacho
3/10  This was rather entertaining for a squash match, but again, I still have no idea whether I should love or hate Ryback, since he's done nothing but squash guys. He still has no personality, (just like when he was Skip Sheffeild) And what a crappy way for an in ring debut for Camacho. 

Big Johnny def John Cena
5/10 Again, you can see that I got so bored with John Laurnatis's last name, I'm just going to call him Big Johnny. First off, let me state that this should have never been considered for the main event of the show. They should have had this before the WWE Championship and ended the show on a high note. This was just a gloried way for the Big Show to turn heel, which has been done in matches in the past, but usually it's a midcard match. One high note I will give this "match" it was actually pretty funny. When Cena does commentary with Big Johnny as both Cole and Booker T, I laughed (I'll get to the commentary in a minute) All in all this was a waste of 20 minutes, 

6.13 Sadly enough this ranks third in the PPV's of the year, although I would recommend it last. The matches that were actual matches were really good, but it ended on such a low note, it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. 

I'd like to talk for a second about another thing that really bugged me during the show, and has bugged me for a while now. The Commentary is just plain horrible. It used to be great, when it was JR. and The King, they had the perfect blend of play by play and color. Now, with Cole, King and Booker T, they have a play-by-play guy who keeps taking shots at everyone, commentators and talent alike in Cole, a color guy who is face, and doesn't have anything bad to say about the anyone execpt Cole in King and a color guy who you can't understand because he's making up words as he goes along in Booker T. Cole and King work decently alone on Raw, but when you add in Booker T on the PPV's, Cole spends most of his time ragging on Booker T, and he's right to do so, because Booker T is just a mess on commentary. Another reason Cole doesn't quite know his place is on Smackdown there is another play-by play buy in Josh Mathews, which along with Booker T and Cole, I don't know what's going on half the time on that show, but they need to sort it all out. 

Over The Limit Preview

Joe Vampire is in the bag (until an actor needs a line rewritten anyway), so I'll run down my picks for tonight's PPV real fast for you.

Kane vs Zack Ryder
This is the preshow match, so tune in to Youtube, facebook, or WWE.com @ 7:30 to watch it for free, even if you aren't getting the PPV. Ryder has a lot of anger towards Kane, but I don't see him being able to over come  him in an actual match. Kane via Pin.


Layla vs Beth Phoenix Divas Championship
I know there is some kind of story going on, I see then talking and looking angry at each other as a fast forward to a part of Raw I'll actually care about. This is Lalya's first PPV defense so I'll go with her. Layla via Pin.


Kofi & Truth vs Zig-Swag Tag Team Championship
As much as I love Ziggler and Swagger individually, I think they make a great tag team. But I don't know if I see them winning the tag titles. Even though they haven't done much with Ziggler despite his great main event showing at the Royal Rumble, I still think he's going to get a decent push in the next few months. Although, winning the Tag titles would be a nice mid sized push while the main event picture gets sorted out, but I don't see them taking the tag titles off Kofi and Truth so soon. I'm just going to stick with Kofi and Truth and hope I'm wrong.

With only 5 matches on the card, I'm betting on seeing a few unannounced matches, here's what I think we'll see.

Brodus Clay vs The Miz. Brodus, for some reason has been unstoppable, and The Miz, for some reason has barely been on TV. I expect The Miz to put up a fight, but ultimately lose. Brodus Clay via Pin.

Cody Rhodes vs Mystery Opponent. I was going to say Rhodes vs Big Show, but then I remembered he got fired. So I think Rhodes will come out, talking trash, calling out anyone and who will come out to challenge him? Sin Cara! If it's for the IC title then I think Sin Cara will probably win, if it's not he will definitely win. Sin Cara FTW.

Fatal 4 Way for the World Heavyweight Championship
I'm a fan of everyone involved, so it's hard to pick a winner, but when it comes down to it, I think I'll have to go with Sheamus, This is his first title defense, even though it's a huge challenge, I think he'll pull it off. Sheamus to retain.

D Bryan vs CM Punk WWE Championship
What amazing matches these two have had, both with other people and with each other, these last few months. This imo is a match of the year contender. Punk has had quite a title reign and I don't see it coming to an end just yet. Punk to retain.


John Cena vs Big Johnny
John L is so boring, I lost interest in trying to spell his last name, hence the Big Johnny. Why he is main-eventing this show is beyond me. And where are all the guys who were complaining about The Rock main-eventing Wrestlemania? The fact that JL is in the main event of anything bigger then a carnival sideshow is a slap in the face to every wrestler who's ever laced up their boots and busted their ass to get to the top of this industry, only to play second fiddle to this void of talent and charisma. He is still a better GM then Teddy Long though. The whole situation leading up to him becoming the GM of both Raw and Smackdown all started after Wade Barrett got injured right before WM, where he was going to win a MITB match. They had a bunch of guys with nothing to do now, so they came up with this ridiculous story line, gave the position to Big Johnny, and now they need an out, which is why Johnny will be fired after he losses tonight. John Cena to kick Big Johnny's ass.


Don't forget to put your picks in the comments, I haven't tallied the votes in a while, but I think it's still a pretty close  race for 1st.